Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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