yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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