you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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