So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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