This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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