We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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