I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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