Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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