It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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