please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
