my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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