our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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