Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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