Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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