I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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