I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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