so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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