My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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