I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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