No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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