What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
My dick has a subreddit
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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