If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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