I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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