We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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