I love black thongs
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
