i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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