why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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