Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
the night ended with taco bell and tears
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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