Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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