Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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