Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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