We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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