...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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