So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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