A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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