Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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