youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
