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so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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