Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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