Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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