were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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