Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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