Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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