i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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