i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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