Your tits are I can't wait for
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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