So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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