people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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