am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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