i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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