thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It's blow job season.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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