This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
This house was built for laser tag.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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