You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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