Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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