$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I am one with the molecules
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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